Three Ways Not to be a Film Festival Asshole

3 Ways Not to be a Film Festival Asshole

I meet a lot of new people during the course of Festivals. Some make great impressions. Some don’t. Hell sometimes I don’t. “I ain’t no monument to justice!”

[Extra points if you can identify that quote yay!]

It happens. But. I have a career. Many of the people who appear to be working overtime to make a bad impression don’t. Or, do, but appear hell bent on a bad impression anyway.

Here are some cautionary don’ts for festivals.

Screenwriter Terry Rossio

Guest Post: Screenwriter Terry Rossio: The Impetus to Produce

A friend completed a historical drama and was brainstorming with me on ways to get the material out there and read by the right people.  I introduced her to Terry Rossio, who knows a hell of a lot about getting material out there and read by the right people. Terry gave my friend advice so good I asked Terry if I could share it on the blog. Terry, being the great guy he is, said of course. So now you get the benefit of Terry’s great advice too.

The Impetus to Produce

~by Terry Rossio

Your situation speaks to the heart of the heart of the screenwriter’s dilemma.

You have a project that is clearly above average and worthy. There are people who need projects to film. So, how to get them to decide to film this project?

The Writer's Press Kit

The Writer’s Press Kit

I’ve been all over 5150 workshoppers to create usable press packets. Or, Hell, just usable  photos. With that in mind, it might be helpful if I spell out what should be in an artist’s press packet. So let’s do it yay!

RÉSUMÉ: A professional résumé  lists out professional points:

PROJECTS: Projects both produced and unproduced — and separates projects by type, for example, mine separates film, plays, and books.

AWARDS: Any prizes or awards or placements in competitions you have won or placed in — that are industry related. Winning a trip to Hawaii at a car dealership does not count. Winning Nicholl does.

Five Kick Ass Female Character Introductions

Five Kick Ass Female Character Introductions



Several travois are parked in a clearing. It’s a scene of terrible woe. On the travois are dead bodies. Women members of several families are grieving as they collect the dead men.

Some are shrieking, some are crying softly, and some are beating themselves.

Writing Above the Line

Writing Above the Line

Invariably, at the end of any interview, the interviewer will pause and then say, “What advice would you give newer writers trying to break in?”

This used to seem like an impossibly broad question. Seriously? You want me to sum everything up in one piece of advice?

And then one day it wasn’t impossible. It wasn’t too broad. One day I knew the answer.

Stop trying to fit in and start trying to stand out.

To Sizzle or Not To Sizzle

Writers ask me a lot about making short film clips or “sizzle reels” for their scripts. Here’s the answer: “Yes, if it’s this good.”

Not if it’s “Sort of that good.”

Only if it’s “That good.”

Five Instant Logline Fixes

Five Instant Logline Fixes

THE BAD NEWS:  If you’re making these 5 mistakes, you’re not ready for prime time.

THE GOOD NEWS:  Correcting these 5 mistakes will rocket your logline quality up so fast NASA might ask to read your script.

1:  KILL THE METAPHORS:  Metaphors in a logline are not your friend. How many story descriptions have you seen that mention “personal demons”? [I have seen a lot.]

Five Instant Structure Fixes

Five Instant Structure Fixes

THE BAD NEWS: If you’re making these 5 mistakes, you’re not ready for prime time.

THE GOOD NEWS: Correcting these 5 mistakes will rocket your script quality up so fast NASA will dial you for launch tips.

  1. KILL THE FIRST THIRTY PAGES: Stories are supposed to be a strip tease. Drop one veil at a time. If you explain EVERYTHING up front about every character — in other words, plop a naked fat woman waving her psych file on the couch? That’s not sexy. That’s not mysterious. That’s not interesting. Knock off the first thirty pages of the script and see if the story still plays. Odds are it will. If it doesn’t? What must you put back in to make it play? Odds are, not all thirty pages.
Author, Screenwriter & Director Eric Red

Guest Post: Writer-Director Eric Red on The First Ten Pages

This is a guest post from screenwriter, director and author Eric Red.  Eric’s film credits include The Hitcher, Near Dark, Blue Steel, Cohen And Tate, Body Parts, Bad Moon and 100 Feet:


~ by Eric Red

As a screenwriter, you have ten pages to hook the reader or you’re dead. The First Ten Pages are the most important pages of a screenplay. Why?  Because if you haven’t hooked the reader–be it producer, director, star, development executive, script reader or anyone else down the film business food chain—-you’ve lost them. They will probably put the script down and not read any further, and not buy or make the script. You want to start your story, particularly a horror or thriller movie, with a bang.

Actor Bait, or, Think Like an Actor

Actor Bait – Or What Your Script Really Really Needs to Be

There’s a great anecdote in the book Your Screenplay Sucks: 100 Ways to Make It Great.”

It’s the year 2000 and William Akers, the author, is standing in line at a movie theater to see Finding Forrester. Two guys are in front of him and one says, “What’s it about?” And the other says, “Sean Connery.”

Let that sink in.

Five Instant Script Fixes

Five Instant Script Fixes

THE BAD NEWS:  If you’re making these 5 mistakes, you’re not ready for prime time.

THE GOOD NEWS:  Correcting these 5 mistakes will rocket your script quality up so fast NASA will dial you for launch tips.

1:  NAKED SCENE HEADERS: Naked scene headers are headers floating on the page with no scene description:


Who won the game?

No scene header should float alone on the page. At the very least — and I do mean very least — a reader must know WHO is in the scene:


Bob looks up at Dan.

Who won the game?

Active Voice vs. Passive Voice with Calvin & Hobbes

Active Voice vs. Passive Voice

I get into trouble sometimes with students.  I will tell a student something doesn’t work.  The student will say, “Gotcha.” I will think all is well.  Till the next time I see the student’s writing and the student will still be doing what I said doesn’t work.  And I’ll say, Listen, you really can’t do this.  And the student will say, “Gotcha.”  Add water.  Rinse.  Repeat.

This happens with passive voice a lot.

Screenwriter & Producer Richard Dane Scott

Guest Post: Screenwriter Richard Dane Scott: 15 Warning Signs You Might Be THAT Guy

This is a guest post from Richard Dane Scott. Richard wrote a piece for the AFF blog AFF IS MY BFF. It’s hilarious. Read it. [If it is not hilarious to you, you have not been doing this long enough.]

I immediately emailed Richard and said —

Three Reasons Someone Might Not Read Your Script

Three Reasons Someone Might Not Read Your Script

NUMBER 1: You Have No Idea In Hell Whom You Are Talking To – And You Don’t Try To Find Out Before Shooting Off Your Mouth

Conversations With Students; AKA, The Grand Illusionist

Convo’s With Students: The Grand Illusionist


[names have been changed to protect the innocent, that would be my students — the non-innocent would be me.]

MAX: Each story is like getting thrown into a room with a blindfold on and trying to find a door out.


MAX: You might make it through one on innate intuition and luck.

MAX: But the next one? And the next one?


MAX: Craft is sort of like the blind man’s walking stick in those blindfolded rooms.

STUDENT B: Nobody has any idea what this is like.

MAX: Writers all do.

MAX: Civilians don’t.

Dinosaur Cloning!

High Concept Writing: The Crichton Model

If there is one writer who regularly nailed high concept [and did it over and over again] it was Michael Crichton. He was one of the first writers to write a story about a scientific and military response to a plague hitting the U.S. [Andromeda Strain]. Not to mention the only guy talking about space probes bringing back plagues. One of the first writers to address how organ harvesting could go really REALLY wrong [Coma*]. Was the writer who took the concept of cloning and said, Forget cloning sheep and humans, let’s clone dinosaurs [Jurassic Park]. He took on the Japanese/American business clash [Rising Sun]. Looked at sexual harassment from the perspective of a man being sexually harassed in the workplace instead of from the [much more common] perspective of a woman [Disclosure]. If there is one thing Crichton was continually capable of doing, it was looking at current trends and issues before anyone else did and not only nailing them before anyone else did, but taking them to their extremes.

“Extreme” and “first” define “high concept.” And while you don’t always have to be first, to be high concept you do have to go extreme.

Contortions of the Modern Day Screenwriter

The Logline; Or, Contortions of the Modern Day Screenwriter

So I am talking to my students about pitching.  And I’m talking about pulling information for a short one liner describing story. And someone gets stuck.

In every pitch, the short pitch, the medium pitch, the long pitch, the phone pitch, the lunch pitch, the elevator pitch, the wow nice to see you in line at the store pitch – in every pitch – you have to be able to —

Screenwriter & Consultant David Trottier

Guest Post: Screenwriter & Author David Trottier’s Favorite Flubs

My Favorite Flubs
~by Dave Trottier

I’ve read a gazillion screenplays over the past several years, and the following are my ten favorite clichés and glaring goofs. Avoid these flubs in your screenplay or handle them in a creative way.

Screenwriter Terry Rossio

Guest Post: Screenwriter Terry Rossio: Ten Things TO DO When You Get Your First Writing Deal

Ten Things TO DO When You Get Your First Writing Deal
~by Terry Rossio

1. Immediately try to leverage it into another deal. Ask the people you are working with if there is something else they need done. See if the deal can lead to an agent. If you have an agent, see if the agent can set up meetings on the basis of this deal. Projects can drift away quickly, the trick is to sustain a career. You may need to work on 10 projects to get one produced.

The Wishing Well

What Not To Do – When You Get Your First Writing Deal


1. Don’t spend the money before the check arrives.
People writing those checks are collecting interest
they are not in a hurry to cut your check.

2. Don’t spend money before the check clears.
Checks don’t always clear.